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1st Guest 2 previous attempts Friday, September 18, 2015 801560.580721625 minutes ago 2:42.7042413
2nd Przemek32767 2 previous attempts Wednesday, June 24, 2015 926128.424888292 minutes ago 3:29.6190055
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Don't Drink the Expired Milk

Version 1.1.2

by Przemek32767
First published on 28th April, 2015

You are Jake, a common teenager. You accidentally drank some expired milk, which resulted in hallucinations (yes, I know expired milk doesn't do that in real life). This game was inspired by a Knytt Stories map “Don’t Eat the Mushroom” by UncleSporky.

Features:
- Silly environments!
- Time and death tracking! Try to finish the game as quickly as possible, with as little deaths as possible!
- Checkpoints (so you don't have to start over if you mess up)!
- A few ridiculous ways to die!
- Death messages!
- Hardcore Mode, which disables checkpoints and turns the entire game into a death course! This mode requires INSANE platforming skills - try not to break your keyboard in anger!

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Plays Stats

16,352 total plays

15,519 guest plays

833 Scirra member plays

Users Stats

8,055 unique players

7,499 unique guests

556 Scirra members

Last Updated

Game stats last updated 1.48486258833333 minutes ago

Time Stats

51 days 17 hours total play time

7 minutes average play length

Leaderboard Stats

1 leaderboard

533 scores submitted

~20 Ranked Scirra members

~513 Ranked guest players

Active Users

6 highest number of simultaneous players

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

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Play Locations

14,088 via Scirra Arcade

2,264 via embedding

Top 15 Embedding Domains

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Domain Total Plays First Play Last Play
googleweblight.com 1 5/20/2016 5/20/2016

Version History

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Date
Update Version 1.1.2 24th June, 2015 About 926136.228824962 minutes ago
Update Version 1.1.2 24th June, 2015 About 926148.432491628 minutes ago
Update Version 1.1.1 10th June, 2015 About 946193.397541628 minutes ago
Initial release Version 1.1 28th April, 2015 About 1007916.75187496 minutes ago

Comments

  • s0nic5o000 991 rep 1

    I will never play hardcore mode again...

    I will never play hardcore mode again...
    Posted Sunday, May 31, 2015 at 8:59 PM.
  • OctoMedia 639 rep 1

    I dont know what to do, next to the mario castle fell

    I dont know what to do, next to the mario castle fell
    Posted Sunday, May 31, 2015 at 11:15 PM.
  • Game Author
    Przemek32767 23.1K rep 1

    @OctoMedia
    Jump down the pit. There are no bottomless pits in this game, but that doesn't mean they are all safe ;). This one is safe, though.

    @OctoMedia Jump down the pit. There are no bottomless pits in this game, but that doesn't mean they are all safe ;). This one is safe, though.
    Posted Tuesday, June 02, 2015 at 1:34 AM.
  • Onam 387 rep 1

    Most creative game I've ever played! 5/5

    Most creative game I've ever played! 5/5
    Posted Tuesday, June 09, 2015 at 2:58 PM.
  • s0nic5o000 991 rep 2

    I don't see what's the problem with drinking expired milk *pukes on a old guy's face.

    I don't see what's the problem with drinking expired milk *pukes on a old guy's face.
    Posted Monday, June 29, 2015 at 6:47 PM.
  • CristianeLira 127 rep 1

    How do I turn on the computer ; - ; If anyone knows , tell me the whatsapp : 960502172 Thank you !

    How do I turn on the computer ; - ; If anyone knows , tell me the whatsapp : 960502172 Thank you !
    Posted Monday, June 29, 2015 at 8:39 PM.
  • Game Author
    Przemek32767 23.1K rep 1
    Quoted from CristianeLira

    How do I turn on the computer ; - ; If anyone knows , tell me the whatsapp : 960502172 Thank you !

    The computer can be turned on the usual way - by pressing the power button. ;)

    [quote=CristianeLira] How do I turn on the computer ; - ; If anyone knows , tell me the whatsapp : 960502172 Thank you ! [/quote] The computer can be turned on the usual way - by pressing the power button. ;)
    Posted Wednesday, July 01, 2015 at 5:34 PM.
  • Benches 398 rep 1

    How do you get past the Construct 2 bit? I've got to the top of the platforms but I don't know what to do next n.n

    How do you get past the Construct 2 bit? I've got to the top of the platforms but I don't know what to do next n.n
    Posted Saturday, July 04, 2015 at 12:58 PM.
  • Game Author
    Przemek32767 23.1K rep 1
    Quoted from Benches

    How do you get past the Construct 2 bit? I've got to the top of the platforms but I don't know what to do next n.n

    Jump into the monster's mouth.

    [quote=Benches] How do you get past the Construct 2 bit? I've got to the top of the platforms but I don't know what to do next n.n [/quote] Jump into the monster's mouth.
    Posted Sunday, July 05, 2015 at 4:24 PM.
  • LukeMaynus 191 rep 1

    This game is very creative and fun! 10 out of 10

    This game is very creative and fun! 10 out of 10
    Posted Saturday, July 11, 2015 at 3:09 AM.
  • Gadriel 416 rep 1

    Thanks for this game !

    Sorry to ask but, How do you manage to use the Hiscore Board in Construct ? I am searching for hours...

    Thanks for this game ! Sorry to ask but, How do you manage to use the Hiscore Board in Construct ? I am searching for hours...
    Posted Sunday, July 12, 2015 at 6:16 PM.
  • Game Author
    Przemek32767 23.1K rep 1
    Quoted from Gadriel

    Thanks for this game !

    Sorry to ask but, How do you manage to use the Hiscore Board in Construct ? I am searching for hours...

    You need r207 or newer. Highscores can be submitted using the Scirra Arcade plugin. Before you can submit highscores, you need to create a leaderboard in the game's settings on Scirra Arcade.

    [quote=Gadriel] Thanks for this game ! Sorry to ask but, How do you manage to use the Hiscore Board in Construct ? I am searching for hours... [/quote] You need r207 or newer. Highscores can be submitted using the Scirra Arcade plugin. Before you can submit highscores, you need to create a leaderboard in the game's settings on Scirra Arcade.
    Posted Monday, July 13, 2015 at 10:25 PM.
  • LeoSMF 1,384 rep 1

    WHY IS HARDCORE SO MEAN TO ME???

    WHY IS HARDCORE SO MEAN TO ME???
    Posted Monday, July 27, 2015 at 5:31 AM.
  • Jau 709 rep 1

    This game is a horrible monster that eats eyes and brain !
    So good :-)

    This game is a horrible monster that eats eyes and brain ! So good :-)
    Posted Monday, August 03, 2015 at 3:02 PM.
  • creeper0977893 134 rep 1

    My name is Jake!!!

    My name is Jake!!!
    Posted Saturday, September 19, 2015 at 9:42 PM.

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