Vee41: You sir, are a scholar and a saint. And a small, disheveled, furry brown thing, apparently. Regardless, I like you.
And here I thought making families would require weddings or some sort of weird sprite mating ritual that I wasn't entirely sure I wanted to be involved in. Your solution worked brilliantly. I actually didn't know about the families function or how it worked until now. You have saved me a TON of time in this project, and not just with this. Thanks. :D