Hey, wait a minute... you're not Google [Bot], you're Google[Bot]! Where's the space in your name? Impostor!
Everyone look out, this isn't the real Google [Bot], if he tries to give you search results they'll probably be wrong! Then instead of looking up recipes for lemon cake you will get lemonparty instead! And instead of clicking on youtube videos of fainting goats, rather you will faint when you see goatse!
It's a trick!!!