A man finds his wife packing her suitcases and preparing to go.
"Honey, where are you going??"
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I hear the men there pay $500 for what I do for you for free."
Sometime later, she finds her husband, suitcases in hand and all ready to leave.
"And where are YOU going?"
"I'm coming with you. I want to see you live on $1000 a year."