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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:34 pm

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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:47 pm

Only Australian's will find that funny... the rest of you will never understand.

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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:49 pm

Tell me!
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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:51 pm

Aboriginals, typically, in most places.... beg a lot.

"Got a dolla mate?"

The goverment decided a few years back, that GST (goods and services tax) was a great idea! Let's slap 10% tax on EVERYTHING!

"Got a dolla ten mate?"

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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:04 pm

Ah, but I meant Aeal's one. :P
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Post » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:19 pm

Oh right... >.>

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Post » Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:54 pm

Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?

A: Sixty-eight -- at 69, you have to turn around.
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Post » Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:27 pm

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Post » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:45 pm

brunette: my boyfriend got dandruff so i gave him head and shoulders.
blond: *confused look*, how do you give shoulders?
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Post » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:57 pm

A man finds his wife packing her suitcases and preparing to go.
"Honey, where are you going??"
"I'm going to Las Vegas. I hear the men there pay $500 for what I do for you for free."

Sometime later, she finds her husband, suitcases in hand and all ready to leave.
"And where are YOU going?"
"I'm coming with you. I want to see you live on $1000 a year."
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