Swine Flu

I have it.

Awesome.

*Awaits eminent posting of photographs of pigs and bacon and police officers*

~Sol

Eeek, sorry to hear that, hope it doesn't get out of hand.

On a lighter note at least now you can use the line "feel like makin bacon?" on you wife now.

Hahaha I use that line anyway... I migh get a "yes" this time at least xD

I'm sure everything will be OK... I'm pretty much over it already, but I'm a little worried about the kiddies.

~Sol

Yeah, the flu is mostly dangerous to juniors and seniors. Juniors, because they haven't developed the immunity system fully yet... seniors, because their immunity system is having an Alzheimers or something.

But if your kids are healthy, you've got nothing to fear. I'd worry about kids whose moms kept them waaaaay too sterile. Don't say no when kids want to play in the dirt - it makes 'em into excellent candidates for Fallout-esque survival!

As long as they don't dig a landmine up, like it happened to one of kids I read about... eek. Luckily it didn't go off even as the toddler was hitting it with a toy truck. Imagine the father's face.

Err. Yeah, get well soon!

Dude, that's awesome, you're one of the people they're talking about on the news now! It's kind of famous... indirectly... well, I guess a third the planet will have it soon enough anyway...

I believe you have swine flu when pigs fly...

...get it?....swine flew?

pigs fly?...

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...

Only when they contract the bird flu.

Har, har! Geddit! Bird flu! Flying pigs!

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Screw you. My dog still loves me.

Only when they contract the bird flu.

Har, har! Geddit! Bird flu! Flying pigs!

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Screw you. My dog still loves me.

Careful there, don't want to get canine flu....

... well somebody had to say it.

And here I was just getting over my Bad Joke Flu. Thanks a lot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

~Sol

is it just like any other flu but hyped?

is it just like any other flu but hyped?

Yeah first Mad Cows then Bird Flu now Swine Flu... next thing would be Fish Flu i think, but good news it wont be AIRBORNE!... ok now i got Bad Joke Flu...

Swine flu is like regular influenza but with a marketing team behind it

is it just like any other flu but hyped?

It's lke any other flu but 10 times more contaigious, 10 times more severe, and lasts 10 times longer in most cases.

I was lucky and got over it within only 2-3 days... everone else I know that got it (apart from one other friend who also got over it fast) has been sick for a week so far.... and I mean SICK, not like "Oh I feel sick, may as well phone work and have a day or two off.".... I mean like "Ugghhh.... *thinks about getting phone, but can't physically do it*... *pees self*.... uuughhhhh"

~Sol

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~Sol