Sorry guys, this isn't working. Ever since making the decision to start with things like explaining how to use the IDE and stuff I've lost all interest in this project. Trying to teach the fundamentals is boring me to tears, and I've only opened up my .cap to work on it a couple times since then. Nothing is has gotten done. If I'm going to finish this at all, it has to at least keep my interest. And if it doesn't keep my interest when I'm making it, I can't expect it to keep anyone else's interest when they're using it.
So I'm going back to my original plan, which is I'm going to assume that whoever is reading my tutorial at least knows enough about Construct to make a sprite and create an event. That way I can move past the boring stuff and get into the interesting stuff. If anyone else wants to make a pre-school level tut, feel free. This one's going to be K through 8.